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City Hall Gala dinner

The great and good of London and England gathered at City Hall last night for the Mayor's annual gala dinner. Mayor Rod can rarely resist the chance to shock the crowd with an announcement, and yesterday was no exception. Join the Informer to see who was present for the announcement that London is safe from the Scourge.

Mayor Rod Forrester-Smythe
Dedicated mayor, inspirational business leader, insightful journalist.
Age:
65
Born: New Cross
Current responsibilities:
Mayor of London (first elected in 2044, re-elected 2049, 2054)
Executive Editor: Daily Informer
Chief Executive: Amalgamated Press Holdings
Personal:
Married Eloise Porcherot (2000 – 2032) in 2020, one daughter Amata
Married Bobbi Class (2024- ) in 2041, divorced the same year
Married Geili Lanz (2018 - ) in 2043.
Hobbies:
Reading and writing history, swimming.
Home:
House near City Hall and Tower Bridge
Drives:
Imperial Elyssia

Halcyon Armitage
Mayor Rod's right hand man for almost 30 years.
Age: 55
Born: Hawes, Yorkshire
Current responsibilities:
Communications director, Mayor’s office
Chief Operating Officer, Amalgamated Press Holdings
Personal:
Unmarried
Hobbies:
Racing vintage cars from the 1970s and 1980s, collecting Cuban cigars
Home:
Flat overlooking Tower Bridge, house in Richmond-upon-Thames
Car:
Baden Sedoa

Johan Bruehl
American-born CEO of BDGP, the largest pharmaceutical company in the British Isles which he built through a series of audacious acquisitions.
Age:
54
Born: Sausalito, Marin County, California
Current responsibilities:
CEO, Shikal Pharmaceuticals
Personal:
Married to Rowena (2003 - ) in 2029
1 daughter Jessica (born 2038) - currently believed kidnapped. Son Dominic killed by bikers in August 2055
Home:
Gated compound in Claygate, Surrey
Hobbies:
Collecting and restoring antique furniture
Car:
Apache Defence

Sir Hector McDonaugh
Aggressive Scot focused on building an empire around the business founded by his father-in-law, focused on pharmaceuticals, hospitals, water and electricity supply
Age: 51
Born: Isle of Bute, Scotland
Current responsibilities:
CEO, Bute Pharmaceuticals
Personal:
Married to Sarah Stafford (2005 - ) in 2031
1 son Gordon born in 2032
Home:
House in Kew
Hobbies:
Researching a guide to the finest malt whiskies
Car:
Ironbridge Lupine

Patrick Moreton
London-bred career police officer.
Age:
48
Born: Enfield, London
Current responsibilities:
Commisioner of the Metropolitan Police
Personal:
Married to Angela (2003 - ) in 2038
1 son Benjamin (born 2043)
Home:
House in Kingston-upon-Thames
Hobbies:
Fishing
Car:
Apache Anti-Personnel

Sir Andrew Riddiclough
Senior military officer in London with overall responsibility for the Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines.
Age: 63
Born: Bristol
Current responsibilities:
Chairman of the Joint Chief of Staff
Personal:
Unmarried
Home:
Officer's accomodation, Hyde Park barracks
Hobbies:
Game shooting, numismatics
Car:
Daimyo Trapeze

King Charles IV
Our noble monarch, ruling over a much-reduced population and territory than his great-grandmother Elisabeth II
Age: 35
Born:
Windsor
Current responsibilities:
King of England
Personal:
Married to Penelope, Lady Sheraton (2028 - ) in 2050
No children
Home:

Buckingham Palace
Hobbies:
Gardening
Car:
None

Harvinder Singh
The man who controls what we eat, where we buy it from and how much we pay.
Age: 39
Born: Birmingham
Current responsibilities:
CEO, CornerStone stores
Personal:
Married to Elena (2029 - ) in 2053
No children
Home:

House in Ealing
Hobbies:
Cookery, collecting medieval weapons
Car:
Lackhart Vim

David Kerwide
Softly-spoken leader of Upipi, the largest insurance company in London
Age:
59
Born:
Liverpool
Current responsibilities:
CEO, Upipi
Personal:
Married to Beatrice (2001 - ) in 2030
Three children (Xanthe, Edward and Polly)
Home:

House in Highgate
Hobbies:
Running, football
Car:
Stoic Firebird

Frederick Manacon
Pugnacious and tenacious leader who resurrected the British car manufacturing industry through sheer force of will
Age: 44
Born:
Witney, Oxfordshire
Current responsibilities:
Chairman and CEO, Austen Motors.
Personal:
Married to Claire (2011 - ) in 2036, divorced in 2048
Married to Katie (2029 - ) in 2051
Two daughters from his first marriage (Emily and Sophie)
Home:

Gated house in Witney, house in Marylebone
Hobbies:
Test-driving new models, oil-painting
Car:
Cutty Sark Platinum

Eloise Porcherot
French film actress, winner of two Academy awards and three Golden Globes. Married to Rod Forrester-Smythe until her early death in 2032.

Paul Derkin
Irascible and often-sued editor of The Prior. Permanently broke due to endless libel settlements and defences
Age: 38
Born:
Hitchin, Hertfordshire
Current responsibilities:
Editor, The Prior
Personal:
Unmarried
Home:

House in Bow.
Hobbies:
Writing, television appearances, court trials.
Car:
Accurat